Alynna

anti-kin-cringe:

anti-kin-cringe:

catcollectingwriter:

anti-kin-cringe:

never-not-mine:

anti-kin-cringe:

never-not-mine:

Isn’t it funny that the majority of otherkin are between the ages of like 10-17

hmm

i guess that means they only existed within the past few years i wonder what that says about anything. Oh yeah not to mention only in young teens too cause people just forget that theyre not human when they mature into proper people.

tbh I think it’s funnier that practically every sentence of this post is false but ok

-Silent

You do know what over exaggerations are right.

Yeah there are probably those people who dont grow up and believe theyre still an angel or whatever. And yeah people have done this shit for a while. The majority of these people on tumblr at least are young teebs. also not talking about the outliers who are like 50 and think theyre a dog. Im sure they werent thinking they were angel kin in the 1900’s

btw yeah people can have fun i dont really want to attack individuals themselves but the entire fucking thing as a whole cause its my opinion and my opinion is that its fucking stupid to believe you are something in a humans skin.

unless youre a lizard person pls dm me

-“snappy comeback”

tbh that’s less snappy comeback and more smug, misplaced superiority but ok

-Silent

Lmao not replying to the rest of the logical argument against this fake kin stuff and instead replying to the part where they make fun of your weird name

-SiLeNt

There was logic? Where?

-Lazy, fresh out of hibernation and still not awake enough for this shit

tbh I also missed the supposed logical argument, all I saw was a bunch of continued misconceptions and hatred but ok

-Silent

42..

real-life-pine-tree:

gregthewolf:

decompositiiion:

rendezvousramen:

IN THIS HOUSE

WE LOVE AND RESPECT

TOM NOOK

I hate it when people bad mouth Tom Nook for the “meme” of it.

Me too.

dovewithscales:

alynnafoxie:

dovewithscales:

alynnafoxie:

dovewithscales:

remmoran-kynvahl:

dovewithscales:

decaffeinated:

dovewithscales:

decaffeinated:

dovewithscales:

wrathi4:

dovewithscales:

dawnmiist:

dovewithscales:

devious-dragon:

dovewithscales:

shatteredfacets:

dovewithscales:

aestheticduckorico:

dovewithscales:

aestheticduckorico:

dovewithscales:

shinsildaen:

dovewithscales:

silk-the-spider-kin:

dovewithscales:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

dovewithscales:

ladyxgilex:

dovewithscales:

ladyxgilex:

dovewithscales:

unseelie-sorceress:

You think human politics are complicated? Try Fae politics.

If that ain’t the fucking truth. I usually end up cutting through it all by reminding them that I could just eat them.

Dragon politics are pretty simple.

I proposed this guy to Dragon President

We’ve already decided @dragoninanerdbody is going to be my puppet dictator.

Can i be your second in command that is planning take your place?

You can be on the staff but not in the line of succession.

Can I help?!

You can be in our cabinet.

Can i be minister of defense and make a web of protection across our land?

You’re hired.

Can I be the huge dragon that sits behind people while either silently stroking my beard in contemplation, or looking imposing. Like a dragon bouncer

You and @agentduckorico are definitely my dragon bouncers.

tbh id be a shitty bouncer. just give mme gold and/or crystals and i didnt see shit

i just look scary lmao

That’s most dragons. You’d do a fine job for me I’m sure.

aint no one getting near my dragon mom!!!

Yay. <3

Is there any room for a sweet talking siren?

Public Relations?

can I be the little dragon bringing drinks to everyone (and if you pay 4 gems I’ll tell you what I overheard on coffee rounds)?

I like this plan.

If this is still going on, may I be the resident healer dragon who just spreads positivity?

Of course it’s still going on but shhh. We’re doing it all underground now. It’s a secret. Just you and me and @dragoninanerdbody and everyone else who’s posted here and the thousands of people who follow this blog.

Y’all need a shapeshifter? I can get you some info. 🙂

Welcome aboard.

Do y’all need an interior designer for the President’s Den, who’s also Minister of Comfortable Dens or something like that?

That sounds lovely. My aesthetic is best described as “bohemian necromancer”.

Tbh I just want a comfy den and a cushy job in Dragon Mom’s government. Also, if Keeper of the Hoard is taken, what about Keeper of the Snacks? Keeper of the Cronchy Stuff?

Most popular person around. Just mind you don’t end up one of the snacks.

Any place for a half-dragon that is tol and has a very sharp glaive?

Many.

Soooo,… what am I gonna be doing?  🙂

Have you considered a carrier as an evil minion? The retirement’s not great, but you probably won’t need it, so it’s fine.

Aww i wanted to be in the cabinet ..

-shoves into a cabinet-

Well I guess i’m small enough to fit into a cabinet… I shoulda seen this coming..

dovewithscales:

alynnafoxie:

dovewithscales:

remmoran-kynvahl:

dovewithscales:

decaffeinated:

dovewithscales:

decaffeinated:

dovewithscales:

wrathi4:

dovewithscales:

dawnmiist:

dovewithscales:

devious-dragon:

dovewithscales:

shatteredfacets:

dovewithscales:

aestheticduckorico:

dovewithscales:

aestheticduckorico:

dovewithscales:

shinsildaen:

dovewithscales:

silk-the-spider-kin:

dovewithscales:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

dovewithscales:

ladyxgilex:

dovewithscales:

ladyxgilex:

dovewithscales:

unseelie-sorceress:

You think human politics are complicated? Try Fae politics.

If that ain’t the fucking truth. I usually end up cutting through it all by reminding them that I could just eat them.

Dragon politics are pretty simple.

I proposed this guy to Dragon President

We’ve already decided @dragoninanerdbody is going to be my puppet dictator.

Can i be your second in command that is planning take your place?

You can be on the staff but not in the line of succession.

Can I help?!

You can be in our cabinet.

Can i be minister of defense and make a web of protection across our land?

You’re hired.

Can I be the huge dragon that sits behind people while either silently stroking my beard in contemplation, or looking imposing. Like a dragon bouncer

You and @agentduckorico are definitely my dragon bouncers.

tbh id be a shitty bouncer. just give mme gold and/or crystals and i didnt see shit

i just look scary lmao

That’s most dragons. You’d do a fine job for me I’m sure.

aint no one getting near my dragon mom!!!

Yay. <3

Is there any room for a sweet talking siren?

Public Relations?

can I be the little dragon bringing drinks to everyone (and if you pay 4 gems I’ll tell you what I overheard on coffee rounds)?

I like this plan.

If this is still going on, may I be the resident healer dragon who just spreads positivity?

Of course it’s still going on but shhh. We’re doing it all underground now. It’s a secret. Just you and me and @dragoninanerdbody and everyone else who’s posted here and the thousands of people who follow this blog.

Y’all need a shapeshifter? I can get you some info. 🙂

Welcome aboard.

Do y’all need an interior designer for the President’s Den, who’s also Minister of Comfortable Dens or something like that?

That sounds lovely. My aesthetic is best described as “bohemian necromancer”.

Tbh I just want a comfy den and a cushy job in Dragon Mom’s government. Also, if Keeper of the Hoard is taken, what about Keeper of the Snacks? Keeper of the Cronchy Stuff?

Most popular person around. Just mind you don’t end up one of the snacks.

Any place for a half-dragon that is tol and has a very sharp glaive?

Many.

Soooo,… what am I gonna be doing?  🙂

Have you considered a carrier as an evil minion? The retirement’s not great, but you probably won’t need it, so it’s fine.

Aww i wanted to be in the cabinet ..

dovewithscales:

remmoran-kynvahl:

dovewithscales:

decaffeinated:

dovewithscales:

decaffeinated:

dovewithscales:

wrathi4:

dovewithscales:

dawnmiist:

dovewithscales:

devious-dragon:

dovewithscales:

shatteredfacets:

dovewithscales:

aestheticduckorico:

dovewithscales:

aestheticduckorico:

dovewithscales:

shinsildaen:

dovewithscales:

silk-the-spider-kin:

dovewithscales:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

dovewithscales:

ladyxgilex:

dovewithscales:

ladyxgilex:

dovewithscales:

unseelie-sorceress:

You think human politics are complicated? Try Fae politics.

If that ain’t the fucking truth. I usually end up cutting through it all by reminding them that I could just eat them.

Dragon politics are pretty simple.

I proposed this guy to Dragon President

We’ve already decided @dragoninanerdbody is going to be my puppet dictator.

Can i be your second in command that is planning take your place?

You can be on the staff but not in the line of succession.

Can I help?!

You can be in our cabinet.

Can i be minister of defense and make a web of protection across our land?

You’re hired.

Can I be the huge dragon that sits behind people while either silently stroking my beard in contemplation, or looking imposing. Like a dragon bouncer

You and @agentduckorico are definitely my dragon bouncers.

tbh id be a shitty bouncer. just give mme gold and/or crystals and i didnt see shit

i just look scary lmao

That’s most dragons. You’d do a fine job for me I’m sure.

aint no one getting near my dragon mom!!!

Yay. <3

Is there any room for a sweet talking siren?

Public Relations?

can I be the little dragon bringing drinks to everyone (and if you pay 4 gems I’ll tell you what I overheard on coffee rounds)?

I like this plan.

If this is still going on, may I be the resident healer dragon who just spreads positivity?

Of course it’s still going on but shhh. We’re doing it all underground now. It’s a secret. Just you and me and @dragoninanerdbody and everyone else who’s posted here and the thousands of people who follow this blog.

Y’all need a shapeshifter? I can get you some info. 🙂

Welcome aboard.

Do y’all need an interior designer for the President’s Den, who’s also Minister of Comfortable Dens or something like that?

That sounds lovely. My aesthetic is best described as “bohemian necromancer”.

Tbh I just want a comfy den and a cushy job in Dragon Mom’s government. Also, if Keeper of the Hoard is taken, what about Keeper of the Snacks? Keeper of the Cronchy Stuff?

Most popular person around. Just mind you don’t end up one of the snacks.

Any place for a half-dragon that is tol and has a very sharp glaive?

Many.

Soooo,… what am I gonna be doing?  🙂

No.  Answer those questions.  Embrace it.

dovewithscales:

votre-ensoleillement:

cynderofblackscale:

dragoninanerdbody:

dovewithscales:

dawnmiist:

dovewithscales:

devious-dragon:

dovewithscales:

shatteredfacets:

dovewithscales:

aestheticduckorico:

dovewithscales:

aestheticduckorico:

dovewithscales:

shinsildaen:

dovewithscales:

silk-the-spider-kin:

dovewithscales:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

dovewithscales:

ladyxgilex:

dovewithscales:

ladyxgilex:

dovewithscales:

unseelie-sorceress:

You think human politics are complicated? Try Fae politics.

If that ain’t the fucking truth. I usually end up cutting through it all by reminding them that I could just eat them.

Dragon politics are pretty simple.

I proposed this guy to Dragon President

We’ve already decided @dragoninanerdbody is going to be my puppet dictator.

Can i be your second in command that is planning take your place?

You can be on the staff but not in the line of succession.

Can I help?!

You can be in our cabinet.

Can i be minister of defense and make a web of protection across our land?

You’re hired.

Can I be the huge dragon that sits behind people while either silently stroking my beard in contemplation, or looking imposing. Like a dragon bouncer

You and @agentduckorico are definitely my dragon bouncers.

tbh id be a shitty bouncer. just give mme gold and/or crystals and i didnt see shit

i just look scary lmao

That’s most dragons. You’d do a fine job for me I’m sure.

aint no one getting near my dragon mom!!!

Yay. <3

Is there any room for a sweet talking siren?

Public Relations?

can I be the little dragon bringing drinks to everyone (and if you pay 4 gems I’ll tell you what I overheard on coffee rounds)?

I like this plan.

If this is still going on, may I be the resident healer dragon who just spreads positivity?

Of course it’s still going on but shhh. We’re doing it all underground now. It’s a secret. Just you and me and @dragoninanerdbody and everyone else who’s posted here and the thousands of people who follow this blog.

Ya know we’re fast approaching the point where we’re going to need to take over more countries to keep up with staffing, Dove

We already have.

Can I be a part of this? Though…I kind of want to be a part of the Fae court… can I uh… OH. Can I be the Dragon spy in the Fae court?

I have people in Canada, France, Sweden, Denmark, the UK, Australia.

We could use a liaison to the fae courts. Other than me.

Hey, i’m from the Fae courts and i’m here to help…

Trump.  He did it for the lulz and literally just got them at the UN.