Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

listen, buddy

the way this world is going, i will happily jump into a glowing portal and get abducted by the fae

you know what that’s fair

You’re talking like I wouldn’t ALREADY have jumped through the first glowing portal I found. 

as fae I’d just like to say, sometimes the grass really IS greener on the other side.