the-goblin-cat:

List of everyone who dies in infinity war

This one’s real guys

• Gandalf the Grey
• Gandalf the White
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight
• Benito Mussolini
• The Blue Meanie
• Cowboy Curtis
• Jambi the Genie
• Robocop
• The Terminator
• Captain Kirk
• Darth Vader
• Lo Pan
• Superman
• Every single Power Ranger
• Bill S. Preston
• Theodore Logan
• Spock
• The Rock
• Doc Oc
• Hulk Hogan

List of people who do not die in Infinity War:

• Vin Diesel (or any character played by Vin Diesel)
• Mr. T (pities the fool who thought he’d die in Infinity War)
• Lucky the Fox
• Sonic the Hedgehog
• Retsuko
• Pikachu
• John Oliver
• Also no animals were harmed during the Infinity War.

(Tho for serious I have not seen it yet, so I don’t know who lives or dies.  Except Vin Diesel.  He never dies.)